I am a boy dog and I have a willy, I actually spend a large amount of time keeping it clean, s'lovely. The thing is, I don't really want to see other willies. I'm sure they are great but they're not something I can chase or eat so I'm not really bothered by them. I particularly do not want to see a human willy, EVER.
Despite all this when I was on a walk with my human yesterday a man with a long coat and a Lidl bag stopped in front of us and showed us his human willy. Now remember, I didn't want to see a human willy EVER and yet there I was, on the street looking at a human willy. I did not enjoy it and jumped up a bit whilst my human lady dragged me away tutting. Then I did a poo whilst looking over my shoulder in the general direction of where I saw my first and hopefully last human willy.
Dear humans, keep your willies away from me OR ELSE. I'm off to sleep in the middle of the floor in disgust.
WOOF DE WOOF,